I managed to keep my pure soul untarnished by avoiding Alexander the Great, and finally felt safe enough to venture out of my gay-free home, when I hear that Ken Mehlmann might be gay.

So much for being a Republican. I guess I have to be a Democrat. I mean, isn’t that the point of pointing this out? I’ll be so disgusted by this rumour that, why, I’ll join the party of partial birth abortions?

(Curtsy: Powerline)