Telegraph - The strange death of the liberal West, By Mark Steyn

Almost every issue facing the EU - from immigration rates to crippling state pension liabilities - has at its heart the same glaringly plain root cause: a huge lack of babies. I could understand a disinclination by sunny politicians to peddle doom and gloom were it not for the fact that, in all other areas of public policy, our rulers embrace doomsday scenarios at the drop of a hat. Most 20-year projections - on global warming, fuel resources, etc - are almost laughably speculative. They fail to take into account the most important factor of all - human inventiveness: “We can’t feed the world!” they shriek. But we develop more efficient farming methods with nary a thought. “The oil will run out by the year 2000!” But we develop new extraction methods and find we’ve got enough oil for as long as we’ll need it.

But human inventiveness depends on humans - and that’s the one thing we really are running out of. When it comes to forecasting the future, the birth rate is the nearest thing to hard numbers. If only a million babies are born in 2005, it’s hard to have two million adults enter the workforce in 2025 (or 2033, or 2041, or whenever they get around to finishing their Anger Management, Systemic Racism and Gay Studies degrees). If that’s not a political issue, what is? To cite only the most obviously affected corner of the realm, what’s the long-term future of the Scottish National Party if there are no Scottish nationals?

I, ninme, hereby solemnly swear that if the Scottish National Party wishes to give me a lovely little place in Old Town Edinburgh with a view, and maybe a little country house with some room for horses and a few cats in the Highlands, on the sea, I will have lots and lots of babies, and instruct them very firmly to vote SNP.