It’s a day for drunkedness, not anger and frusteration. So here’s a list of the things I would be commenting on, if not for the happy holiday.

Michelle Malkin - SEATTLE STUDENTS HOST ANTI-WAR SPECTACLE - High School students and their principal ambush pro-military speakers who thought they’d be speaking to young adults, well raised, and endowed with those polite human qualities. But no, they were actually invited to a Seattle High School.

FOXnews - Players: Bad Apples Ruining Baseball’s Reputation - Just in case you needed proof that the world is run by men. There’s nothing as depressing as a bunch of children in power staging a show trial for the solitary purpose of outdoing one another in Baseball trivia. Bunch of freaking morons.

Power Line - A wreath for Yasser Arafat - sigh