If I Were Absolute Monarch
My first official act would be to throw every leaf-blower on an enormous and glorious bonfire.
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April 25th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
LOL. I think I would order everyone to take the day off from work and love their neighbor. Do something nice. I would also order my man-servant to…well nevermind! LOL
April 25th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Nah. The leaf-blower eradication is much more important.
April 26th, 2005 at 12:48 am
I would ban them on weekends, but they make for excellent alarm clocks on the week days.
April 26th, 2005 at 9:12 am
No they don’t. They make excellent incitements to murder on week days. On the weekends they violate Geneva Conventions.