Like Conservatives on a vindictive, humorous bent.

So I spent a day away from my computer and I missed this:

Chrenkoff - Get well, go to hell, al-Zarqawi

70 messages of support in a few hours? C’mon people - we can do better than that. Forget “Get well, al-Zarqawi”, it’s time for the launch of the official

Get caught, al-Zarqawi

campaign. Abu Musab - wishing you a speedy meeting with the Coalition security forces.

So, dear readers, the comments section is all yours - please feel free to write in your “get caught” or “get [anything else] wishes for Al Qaeda’s Number 1 in Iraq.

And let’s show jihadis we can run a successful “million prayers of capture campaign.”

And he’s got 218 comments already. That’s gotta break a record. Everyone has to read the comments. They’re hilarious! They range from the sublimely poetical, to the delightfully violent, to the satisfyingly honest.

Date: May 27th, 2005 · Comments RSS · Tags: War and Peace