Perhaps Someone Should Remind Them That This State Didn’t Have a Governor For Two Months and No One Noticed
The Olympia City Council is getting a little big for its britches.
The Stupid Shall Be Punished - Inmates Running the Asylum in Olympia
I think Bubblehead expects me to say something really intelligent about this, maybe with a dash of my signature irony and side-splitting hilarity. But honestly, it just made me really depressed. One just wants to hold a pillow over Olympia City Hall till it stops metaphorically struggling.
I mean, if they don’t have anything better to do than scheme and plot and congratulate themselves on putting together an economically devastating (as I’m sure it would be) organized boycott of any company linked to the production of nuclear weapons (a boycott implemented not through discontinued purchasing power but through appeals written on Olympia City letterhead), then perhaps they’ve done all they can for the city and need to step aside and let in new people with fresh ideas and an IQ over that of a mentally retarded chihuahua.
Or perhaps they’re doing this as a preparatory movement towards permanently removing themselves from the protection of the US Armed Forces. So I guess we should put up a big low-orbit billboard with big neon arrows pointing down towards Olympia politely recommending that the Russians, Chinese, NoKoreans, Iranians, and any other nut with a nuke and long-range missile aim for Washington’s fair capital?
June 29th, 2005 at 11:25 am
I thought the “mentally-retarted chihuahua” methaphor was quite humorous…
June 29th, 2005 at 11:30 am
Oh my god I almost asked you if you liked it in the email I just sent you but deleted it cuz I didn’t want to sound desperate! Or fishing for compliments. Hah!