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Poor Boris. But it is awfully funny.

Telegraph - A victory for multiculti over common sense. By Mark Steyn

It has been sobering this past week watching some of my “woollier” colleagues (in Vicki Woods’s self-designation) gradually awake to the realisation that the real suicide bomb is “multiculturalism”. Its remorseless tick-tock, suddenly louder than the ethnic drumming at an anti-globalisation demo, drove poor old Boris Johnson into rampaging around this page last Thursday like some demented late-night karaoke one-man Fiddler on the Roof, stamping his feet and bellowing, “Tradition! Tradition!” Boris’s plea for more Britishness was heartfelt and valiant, but I’m not sure I’d bet on it. The London bombers were, to the naked eye, assimilated - they ate fish ‘n’ chips, played cricket, sported appalling leisurewear. They’d adopted so many trees we couldn’t see they lacked the big overarching forest - the essence of identity, of allegiance. As I’ve said before, you can’t assimilate with a nullity - which is what multiculturalism is.

Heehee. Of course, that’s not entirely what he meant. You can’t be, for instance, an American, show up in London without even knowing where Scotland is, who Jane Austen was, or that there’s more to London than its cheap flights to Amsterdam (I’ve had experience in this), eat at a fish ‘n chips place and suddenly say, “I’ve had a truly British experience!” So, there is a bit more to loving “Britain” than the football and greasy fried foods.

So, if Islamist extremism is the genie you’re trying to put back in the bottle, it doesn’t help to have smashed the bottle. As the death of the Eurofanatic Ted Heath reminds us, in modern Britain even a “conservative” prime minister thinks nothing of obliterating ancient counties and imposing on the populace fantasy jurisdictions - “Avon”, “Clwyd” and (my personal favourite in its evocative neo-Stalinism) “Central Region” - and an alien regulatory regime imported from the failed polities of Europe. The 7/7 murderers are described as “Yorkshiremen”, but, of course, there is no Yorkshire: Ted abolished that, too.

A theme he explored at greater length here, which is required reading.

Sir Edward’s successor, Mr Blair, said on the day of the bombing that terrorists would not be allowed to “change our country or our way of life”. Of course not. That’s his job - from hunting to Europeanisation. Could you reliably say what aspects of “our way of life” Britain’s ruling class, whether pseudo-Labour like Mr Blair or pseudo-Conservative like Sir Ted, wish to preserve? The Notting Hill Carnival? Not enough, alas.

Hm.

Oh, well. Back to business as usual. In yesterday’s Independent, Dave Brown had a cartoon showing Bush and Blair as terrorists boarding the Tube to Baghdad. Ha-ha. The other day in Thailand, where 800 folks have been killed by Islamists since the start of the year, two Laotian farm workers were beheaded. I suppose that’s Bush and Blair’s fault, too.

I think he’s feeling a bit blue.