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I can just imagine a bunch of guys in suits swinging around the alleys behind their law offices singing this:

Wheat & Weeds - Scalito

To the tune of “Maria”:
Alito . . .(sings)The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Alito, Alito, Alito, Alito . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a
single word . .Alito, Alito, Alito, Alito . . .
Alito! I’ve just met a judge named
Alito,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Alito! (etc., etc.)

On the other hand, the guys in uniform are going Hollywood.

It used to be everyone’s a critic. Now everyone’s a star.

Update:

Somebody stop her!

Wheat & Weeds - West-Wing Side Story

Bush and Miers huddle on the White House balcony

GEORGE
There’s a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere

HARRIET
There’s a time for us
Some day a time for us …

While, on talk radio …

FRIST
Conservatives will have our day
Tonight.

REID
The Dems are gonna have our way
Tonight.

FRIST AND SPECTER
The Democrats grumble:
“Fair fight.”
But if they start a rumble,
We’ll rumble ‘em right.

REID AND SCHUMER
We said, “O.K., no rumpus,No tricks.”
But just in case they jump us, We’re ready to mix
Tonight.

Hehehehe.