Tinsel Town Tops
Oscar nominations are out. Let’s go through my picks per category, shall we? I love doing this!
Best actor
Haven’t seen any of them
Best supporting actor
Haven’t seen any of them
Best actress
Haven’t seen any of them
Best supporting actress
Haven’t seen any of them
Costume design
Haven’t seen any of them
Director
Haven’t seen any of them
Film editing
Haven’t seen any of them
Score
Haven’t seen any of them
Original song
Haven’t seen any of them
Adapted screenplay
Haven’t seen any of them
Original screenplay
Haven’t seen any of them
Best motion picture of the year
Haven’t seen any of them
Now for some of the lesser categories:
Best animated film
Wallace and Gromit (great movie; also the only one I’ve seen)
Art direction
Harry Potter (castles are prettier than buggy jungles)
Cinematography
Batman (only one I’ve seen)
Makeup
Narnia (Tilda!)
Boy, I just can’t wait for Oscar night!
January 31st, 2006 at 9:52 am
Hurrah for Wallace and Gromit. Pass me the Wensleydale! Haven’t seen any of the others.
January 31st, 2006 at 10:21 am
Yeah, see? And I LIKE movies!
January 31st, 2006 at 10:25 am
Hmm. Hollywood’s got a targeting problem methinks. This post is almost as funny as the time your local newspaper asked you on which days of the week you read it. Day by day they asked you….
January 31st, 2006 at 11:27 am
Oh I did that once. It was sad. “How many times a month do you read the Seattle Times or the Seattle PI?” “None.” “How many times a week do you read the Seattle Times or the Seattle PI?” “None.” “Do you read the Seattle Times or the Seattle PI on Sunday?” “No.” “Do you read the Seattle Times or the Seattle PI on Monday?” “No.”
February 1st, 2006 at 4:10 am
As I said, it was very funny!
February 2nd, 2006 at 8:43 am
Up way too late last night, I caught James Woods & Craig Ferguson discussing the Oscars and basically having this same conversation (haven’t seen any of ‘em). Tres amusing.