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Yes I know it’s the first thing, but I haven’t had one in ages and it’s just so darned funny. Peter had it left open on his side this morning, probably for me to see, but technically it isn’t a Recommends.

Reddit - Ask Reddit: What’s your favourite joke in the whole world?

Submitted by numlok:

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day’s conference.
Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: “In ‘Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate.”
Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: “In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all; gimme a Bud.”
Hans steps up next: “In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist Der real King of beers, danke.”
Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward “Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks.”
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks, “Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?”
Paddy replies: “Well, if you fookin’ pansies aren’t drinkin’, then neither am I”.

I almost died this morning. Especially when he got to the “France” part. And the “nativist” bit.

Rush Limbaugh - McCain Sings: You’re Our Guest Worker Now!

You Tube - Carlo Mencia -Terrorists

“As soon as Ahmed blew somethin’ up it was like Blacky, Darky, Cracker: Wonder Twin Powers Activate!”

Curtsy to CDR Salamander (cad) for the link. If only you people could see it… (at the moment I write this my page isn’t working.)

Just one glance:

LGF - Idiotfest in DC

Tim Blair - MEDDLING ISRAELIS

A Hamas plot to assassinate Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian president, has been thwarted after he was tipped off by Israeli intelligence.

Hamas’s military wing, the Izza Din Al-Qassem, had planned to kill Abbas at his office in Gaza, intelligence sources said. …

The murder plan is the clearest sign yet of the tensions inside the Palestinian Authority between Hamas, which swept to power after elections in January, and Abbas’s Fatah movement.

Sounds almost like … civil war!

That is so funny on so many levels.

But it’s time to be serious. I propose we break the Palestinian Territories into two groups along sectarian lines!

“Here’s Zarqawi, the Ultimate Warrior…”

ABC News - General: Zarqawi ‘Bloopers’ Tape Found

I think I love Gen. Lynch. Click to watch the video. Curtsy: Wheat & Weeds.

I really wish we had some way of knowing if this (or anything, really) is getting around the Iraqi press.