I’m just pleased as punch.

BBC - Ghanaians ecstatic over World Cup win

The entire population of Accra emptied onto the streets on Thursday afternoon, as Ghana exploded in ecstasy after qualifying for the second round of the World Cup.

It was the four-times African champions’ first appearance at the tournament after decades of trying.

Men, women and children screamed and screamed and screamed and no words emerged. They just screamed and kept screaming.

Several groups of youths ran up and down the 1-km length of Oxford Street - one of the main shopping streets in the south of the capital, blocking traffic - but no one complained.

Motorists tooted ceaselessly as their vehicles hurtled on Ring Road, the city’s main dual carriageway. Passengers hung perilously from the windows of cars.

The streets were flooded with the national colours of red, gold and green. People were draped in them, cars flew them and lamp-posts held them aloft.

Anyone that happy to win deserves to win. If we’d won, no one would have noticed, much less cared.

“I think I’m going to die. I want to die. I’m ready to dieeee!”

Best line. And:

As one text message making the rounds put it: “After beating America, Ghana is now a superpower. Now we should get into nuclear enrichment!”

Hehehe. That’s clever.

And I understand congratulations are in order to Australia for drop-kicking the Croats out of the World Cup with a decisive, uh, tie…