Animals and Royalty. My readers, they know me well.

From airconditioning-deprived Floridian HalfEmpty:

DNA India - British army’s regimental goat demoted

William (Billy) Windsor, regimental goat of the Royal Welch Fusiliers, has been demoted for refusing to keep in step at a parade for Queen Elizabeth II’s 80th birthday, officers said on Saturday.

The 1st Battalion lance corporal’s lack of decorum landed him in hot water during the bash at Episkopi British military base outside the southern resort of Limassol in Cyprus.

“He was charged with disobeying a direct order… the commanding officer had no other option but to reduce his rank to fusilier,” Captain Crispin Coates said.

The goat was marched before the CO after being reported for ‘unacceptable behaviour’ by his handler, also known as the goat major. …

Goats are not mascots but very much members of the regiment. They have their own serial numbers, and march at the head of the battalion. The origin of the custom is unknown but is thought to go back centuries. …

Because he acted the goat, Billy’s drop in rank means fusiliers no longer have to stand to attention when he passes by.

And then from winter-bound New South Welsh Brett McS:

SMH - Mary shows off her ‘little kingaroo’

HE’S [Tasmanian-born] Crown Princess Mary’s bouncing baby boy.

With rosy chubby cheeks and cute potbelly, the robust eight-month-old proved a crowd-pleaser when shown off by his proud parents from the decks of the royal yacht.

Rugged up in a sky-blue knitted jumper, Prince Christian seemed to almost swamp svelte Princess Mary when she held him up for the crowd.

It was one of the young heir’s rare public appearances, made after the royal family arrived in the Danish port city of Ronne last week.

(Is that what you call someone from New South Wales?)