The Times - A tale of a tub, a Church and a sticky marriage. Past notes by Graham Stewart

GAY BISHOPS, women bishops, American liberals, African conservatives — it is little wonder that the Anglican Communion cites irreconcilable differences as it contemplates divorce.

It would not be its first failed marriage. Conceived by royal infidelity, the Church of England has gone through so many marital break-ups that, when next it seeks a union, it may qualify only for the secular rites of the register office.

Hehehe poor Charles.

Archdeacon Robert Wilberforce suggested to Archdeacon Henry Edward Manning that they set up a breakaway Free Church of England. Manning replied, “No. Three hundred years ago we left a good ship for a boat; I am not going to leave the boat for a tub.” So off the discontented trooped to Rome — where John Henry Newman had already gone before them.

Hee.