The Squirrels Smell Weakness
It’s because of that greenhouse emissions bill Ahnuld just signed. The forces of the forests know this is the time to attack!
NBC 11 - Squirrels Go On Attack At South Bay Park
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — An aggressive squirrel pounced on a 4-year-old boy in an attack last week in Cuesta Park in Mountain View.
The attack happened as the boy’s mother unwrapped a muffin during a picnic. The boy had to get rabies shot after the attack. He is still getting the shots….
The skirmish with the 4-year-old wasn’t the first time the park’s numerous tree squirrels targeted picnickers.
Mountain View Community Services Director David Muela said that as many as six people have been bitten or scratched by squirrels since May, and that the attacks have become more ferocious in the last month.
Ironically, efforts to curb the behavior may have exacerbated the squirrels’ aggressive tendencies, Muela said.
This summer, the city installed new trash receptacles featuring metal tops with a latch that makes it nearly impossible for an animal to rummage through the can in search of food. Increased park ranger patrols and flier distributions cautioning against feeding the animals might have further cut the squirrels’ food supply, prompting them to act more assertively in their quest for food.
As a last resort, the city is now looking to trap the animals for possible euthanization, Muela said.
No actually the reason I think this is so funny is because my house at home is right around the corner (loosely speaking) from that park. My high school juts up on it. Maybe the squirrels are getting into the kids’ backpacks in their quest for food, and that’s what’s makin’ them act funky?
September 29th, 2006 at 3:35 am
This is a job for Lizzy Borden. $10 per pair of ears or single pay $500 for the job. Be warned the last while fast is not pretty, examples are made, hind legs are nibbled off, nests of young attacked at dawn.
September 29th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Didn’t Elvis once demonstrate a recipe for fried squirrel? Or his mother?
September 29th, 2006 at 10:12 am
Yeah I think so. And it’s illegal in most states to eat road kill, so this might be Bay Area Elvis fans’ only chance.
September 29th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
I think Tom Lehrer’s still hanging out at Berkeley if they need him.
(All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we’re poisoning pigeons in the park
and maybe we’ll do in a squirrel or two as we poison the pigeons in the park
la la la)
September 29th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Squirrel brains and rice are a classic southron breakfast. I kid ‘ya not.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Dude, what? That’s hilarious!
September 29th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Oh man. That’s hilarious!
And I would have said it was more of a Kentucky thing. I got people in Kentucky. It’s my little known little acknowledged redneck ancestry.
September 30th, 2006 at 1:15 am
I thought you might have folks around there. Seems I recall a town/village named after yawl.
October 1st, 2006 at 6:38 am
How do you recollect that…?
ninme tries to recollect recollections
October 1st, 2006 at 9:51 am
I can just see it. “Ninme, Kentucky, is known as the Redhead Capital of Appallachia. It is also noted for the loquacity of its inhabitants, and is home to the best Indian restaurant east of the Rockies. The town is unique in that, instead of a Mayor, it has an absolute monarch, the only one in the USA”.
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:22 am
I recollect it because it’s not far from the happily named Kingdom Come State Park.
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:59 am
You’ve been there?!?!
It exists only as a legend in the minds of my family… Though my grandfather was born in Kentucky. Froglevel or Mudflats or Frogflats or something equally entertaining sounding. He didn’t stay long.