I Have a Pen-Pal!
It begins:
In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful, and the Victorious,
O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity the perfect human being promised to all by You, but let him not be Jesus, and make us among his followers.
Noble Americans, except the Jews,
and pretty much goes on from there.
November 30th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Ahmadinejah is funny.
I suggest our response to him should go something like: “We’ll be happy to renew diplomatic relations when the Iranian government: 1) Apologizes for taking our diplomats hostage, 2) Settles all financial claims from Americans, 3) Punishes those responsible for taking our diplomats hostage, and 4) Pays for us to build a new embassy in Teheran. Until them, eff off!”
November 30th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Ooh ooh, can we send that by singing telegram?! I wanna send that by singing telegram!!!