Comments on: Warning Labels Getting More Entertaining http://www.ninme.com/archives/2007/01/warning_labels.html Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:47:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: HalfEmpty http://www.ninme.com/archives/2007/01/warning_labels.html#comment-11333 HalfEmpty Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:14:57 +0000 http://d829161.u25.nozonenet.com/archives/2007/01/31/warning_labels_getting_more_entertaining.html#comment-11333 <p>Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.</p> <p>Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.</p> <p>Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.</p> <p>Some olde favorites from http://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/physics/warning.htm</p> Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a ‘Gluing’ Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.

Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

Some olde favorites from http://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/physics/warning.htm

]]> By: Rueful Red http://www.ninme.com/archives/2007/01/warning_labels.html#comment-11332 Rueful Red Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:41:49 +0000 http://d829161.u25.nozonenet.com/archives/2007/01/31/warning_labels_getting_more_entertaining.html#comment-11332 <p>I like the warning on the salted peanuts package: May Contain Nuts.</p> I like the warning on the salted peanuts package: May Contain Nuts.

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