What’s “Um” in Prison Slang?
The Times - My solution to the crisis in our prisons, by Harry Woolf
The Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, 2000-2005, hands down a verdict on a system facing meltdown
What, then, can now be done? Any action has to involve reducing the lack of balance between the numbers in custody and the resources available to tackle offending behaviour. My recipe, which will be difficult for the Government to swallow, is this:
1) For ministers to announce the action they propose to take to deal with the present crisis;
2) The action to include the repeal or suspension of statutory provisions that force judges to use more and longer sentences than are necessary for the public’s protection;
3) The Sentencing Guidelines Council to be given a statutory mandate to produce guidelines that will result in an appropriate balance between the places and resources available for those in custody and the number jailed;
4) The Government to review the prison population and, as an emergency measure, release on licence those prisoners who can be released without endangering the public;
5) The resources of the Probation Service to be increased to restore its morale; make community sentences a realistic alternative to custody for non-violent or sexual offenders and ensure proper supervision of those released;
6) No further legislation to be introduced without properly assessing its impact on the prison population.
…Why can’t they just build more prisons?
January 29th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I assumed it was satire until I read your comment.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
No, that really is the former Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales.
January 29th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Are there still hungry folks in Ireland?
January 30th, 2007 at 1:18 am
Building prisons is what the Conservatives did in the eighties and nineties - prison population had been c55,000, but then started to rise. The Tories were roundly abused for this, since building prisons was seen as being “the price of failure”. For the liberal Establishment - of which this judge-effect bloke is clearly a member, the damage to their amour propre caused by the mere thought of building prisons, why, it’s insupportable. So expect to see your friendly neighbourhood murderer out on early release on a street near you, sometime soon.
January 30th, 2007 at 4:34 am
We’re releasing Manuel Noriega in September for similar reasons (he’s only served half his time).
January 30th, 2007 at 7:18 am
I am understand Mister Noriega has been a model prisoner tho. A fierece one in the library, his overdue notes are taken seriously.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:48 am
I’m not sure who Noriega is. I could Wiki, but I thought I’d throw my ignorance out there, for education’s sake.
January 30th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Jeeez, ninme, you are a child.
Shaker my head in wonderment.
January 30th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Try googling “Old Pineapple Face.”
July 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
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