I didn’t want to be the first one, but ever since… well, the beginning of winter when those idiots got lost on Mount Hood I’ve wanted to… ergh.

Bubblehead - Resolved:

Anyone who intentionally starts climbing a mountain in the middle of winter for “recreation” shall be required to sign a form prior to starting their climb stating that either a) they will pay for any rescue efforts made of their behalf, or b) they waive all rescue efforts.

I mean, seriously. How much does it cost to mount these rescue operations, anyway? They don’t let me go down to the ferry terminal to see if I can beat it across the Sound. If you’re going to have to rescue them when they get their idiotic asses lost, either make them stick to the interpretive center, or don’t let them go up there in the middle of winter.