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RC2 reports that only 24% of us think Al Gore is a global warming expert.

FOX 411 - Madonna, Rolling Stones Set for U.K. Live Earth

Organizers of the July 7 Live Earth shows are just about to start announcing who’s playing on which of the seven continents.

These are the climate change awareness concerts being produced in conjunction with former Vice President Al Gore stemming from his film, “An Inconvenient Truth.”

God only knows that the trash generated by seven megaconcerts should be a sight to behold, but I suppose there’s some plan for all that.

See? It’s Hollywood! Simultaneously demonstrating the intelligence that allows them to think that!

I am told the Rolling Stones will be headlining the U.K. show at Wembley Stadium, along with Madonna (she’s British, you know). Other acts for Wembley should include the Red Hot Chili Peppers (they’ll do London, not Philadelphia), as well as Metallica, James Blunt and Block Party.

Didn’t we just do this? Has poverty in Africa been fixed yet? Oh right. We’re saving the environment.

But speaking of Madonna, if this isn’t the most terrifying picture of her, I don’t know what is. I think she could reconstitute some glaciers just by quitting her workout regimen for a few days.