That’s One Way to Get Through the Metal Detectors
Though I rather wonder what the bomb-sniffing dogs would make of it.
AP - Woman Has Crocodiles Strapped to Body
JERUSALEM (AP) - A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked “strangely fat,” officials said Monday.
March 26th, 2007 at 9:42 am
She should have had them turned into handbags first. Are you sure she wasn’t a Japanese ancestor-worshipper?
March 26th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Maybe she’d just come back from a family-tree building trip to Australia?
March 26th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
How do you detonate a Saltie?
March 26th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Oh, Half, surely you remember:
…we filled his head with canonballs and powdered his behind, and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind…
March 27th, 2007 at 7:13 am
Oh yeah! Forgot about old John Horton. Did he write Sink the Bismarck to make up with the British?