And Yet It Has More Dramatic Tension Than the Actual Show
A Japanese TV promotion for (I guess) the Season 6 DVD release of 24:
Presumably that’s his voice actor singing. Lyrics?
I’m Jack Bauer/ Always in danger/ I’m Jack Bauer/ I never die/ I’m Jack Bauer/ I get pissed easily/ I’m Jack Bauer/ I’m actually a crybaby…
I’m Jack Bauer/ To the guys who don’t confess/ I’m Jack Bauer/ I yell at them from really close
I’m Jack Bauer/ 24th is 24’s day/ I’m Jack Bauer/ Let’s go to a rental video place
Song 2:
I’m Jack Bauer/ I don’t take orders from anyone/ I’m Jack Bauer/ And I drag everyone along/ I’m Jack Bauer/ I’m good with dealing with danger/ I’m Jack Bauer/ Weak for my daughter
I’m Jack Bauer/ I’m an immortal man/ I’m Jack Bauer/ Sometimes I pass out/ I’m Jack Bauer/ My phone bill is crazy/ I’m Jack Bauer/ But my job pays for it
I really like that “I’m weak for my daughter” line. It really gets you.
The 24 Drinking Game must rock in Japan.
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