Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVII

Now, though it is perfectly legitimate to laugh our asses off at how unbelievably stupid these women are, they who are paid vast sums of money to be on television every day talking about what they know, and feeling very smart for being paid to know all of it, just pause and reflect for a moment upon the implications for American civilization, that vast numbers of the nation’s women tune in to this program to listen to it.

Whoopie Goldberg’s funny, though. She was the only one who got what was going on in what’s-her-face’s head. You’d think at least one of them would have remembered the Jews in their little timeline.

Date: Dec 16th, 2007 · Comments RSS · Tags: History

4 Responses to “Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVII”

  1. Rueful Red Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 1:28 am

    What about the Beaker People?

  2. Rueful Red Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 1:30 am

    Or, now I come to think of them, Half’s Lizard People under Denver International?

  3. Brett_McS Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 4:15 am

    What about the “Hell is other” people?

  4. ninme Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Well, if they’d mentioned the Lizard People under Denver International, and on national TV, well… They’re not that stupid.

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Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVI

It took me a full 25 seconds to even get what was going on. Brilliant. SFW, but only because idle eavesdroppers won’t get what’s going on at all. The accent will convince them otherwise.

Curtsy: PC Copperfield

Date: Dec 11th, 2007 · Comments RSS · Tags: History

3 Responses to “Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVI”

  1. Brett_McS Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 4:20 am

    Reminds me of jokes a friend of my Dad’s used to tell me, to do with the exploits of Captain Fotheringay and Colonel Ponsonby of the British Raj. My first experience of the parallel service road school of British humour. The tale of the black and yellow striped mamba was a favourite.

  2. RC2 Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 8:37 am

    That’s the funniest item of many, many days! I wouldn’t have thought that particular -er- patois could be made to sound literate.

  3. ninme Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    Seriously. I couldn’t figure out what was going on the accent and apparent age threw me so. It’s a bit like when someone opens there mouth and says something to you at an airport, and you have no idea what they said, but by the time you’ve said “Sorry?” and they’ve started to repeat it you realize it’s only because they’re speaking in the most incredible Yorkshire accent, but now that you’ve figured that out, it’s perfectly understandable. Brains are a funny thing.

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Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLV

TMZ - Ellen Scores Interview with Bush

(That should be a link to the video. If an embed version pops up, I’ll put that there instead.)

Date: Dec 5th, 2007 · Comments RSS · Tags: Entertainment

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