Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLX

You’d think it would be the surfing duck, and not this, but this made me laugh more.

In the Telegraph Blogs, which are just the best place for campaign news:

Never work with children, animals or people who rent their homes. Mitt Romney yesterday visited a good hard-working family in Land O’Lakes, Florida to talk about the economy and give the media a chance to show his fireside touch.

As he chatted to Lenny and Marcy Guenette in their living room about the challenges facing families, the ex-governor of Massachusetts asked if they were feeling the pinch with their mortgage.

“Not really, we sold at the peak of the market because we realized our house would never be worth any more, and now we’re renting,” explained Mr Guenette, who works for a firm that makes circuit boards.

Mr Romney asked if there were any foreclosed homes in their rather pleasant suburb.

“There is one,” said his host, adding: “Actually we are thinking of maybe buying a foreclosure. If we don’t buy someone else will.”

Oops. The man who would be president nodded, fixed his grin and mumbled something about how good it was they could spot an opportunity.

Hilarious! But God protect us from people who think running for President is a good idea.

8 Responses to “Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLX”

  1. RC2 Says:

    Have you seen the video of Mitt getting his picture taken with a young African American woman and asking her, “Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?”

    Perhaps in context it wasn’t so painful, but in isolation it sure seemed like he had no idea what else one might say to a “person of color.”

  2. ninme Says:

    No. No he didn’t, did he?

  3. wf Says:

    I need help with this. Who let the dogs out? What does it mean and why is it a bad thing to say?

  4. ninme Says:

    Um, perhaps you were blessedly spared that particular cultural reference?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

  5. wf Says:

    Thank you. Indeed I was. Well, it is a bit awkward but consider the upside.

    Candidates should not make any references to pop culture at all. I expect them to work 80 hour weeks, crunch data, make tough decisions and have no idea what´s on TV. Romney proved himself back when he claimed that Battlefield Earth was his favorite novel. He has done so again. I bet he has never heard of Heath Ledger. I´d trust Mitt with the nuclear football.

  6. ninme Says:

    Ah, but Rudy is hated by his kids. Surely that can only enhance his credentials in this area?

  7. wf Says:

    Kids shouldn´t get any say in these weighty matters. But since I´m a Rudy guy…it does. Absolutely. And it makes him more like Reagan, too.

  8. ninme Says:

    Hah!

    Indeed. Another check mark in his box.

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Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLIX

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Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVIII

Speaking of groups with an unlikely sense of humour:

Telegraph Blogs - Holy Smoke - Muslims against ‘homicidal zombies’

I’ve just discovered a mysterious group called Muslims Against Sharia who want to edit the Koran, taking out the violent and intolerant bits (i.e., huge chunks of it). They’re hated so much by radical Muslims that they’ve set up their own web address for death threats, just to save time.

Here’s their contact page:

Mail: Muslims Against Sharia, P.O. Box 241732, Omaha, NE 68124

Email: info AT reformislam.org

Death Threats: die AT reformislam.org

Hilarious!

3 Responses to “Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLVIII”

  1. Muslims Against Sharia Says:

    It would be hilarious if it weren’t serious.

  2. Brett_McS Says:

    Good luck to them, but they’ve got a tough sell: A hostile crowd and not much material to work with.

    Perhaps apostacy is more practical. It would be no less dangerous, and it would at least mitigate the need for the sort of pretzel logic required to turn Islam into a peaceful religion.

  3. ninme Says:

    Okay, let me clarify:

    Your delivery was hilarious.

    Yeah, I dunno how helpful it would be to cut up a sacred text. Unless you don’t believe it’s sacred, in which case, you’re half way to point two already.

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