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Telegraph - Most expensive new home is sold for £35m

This house in north London has become the most expensive new-build property ever to be sold in Britain after it was snapped up for £35 million.

Hey, can you tell? It’s a new construction!

It is in a private road where Lulu, Ringo Starr and Maurice Gibb have all owned homes.

Wow! Why didn’t you say so before?!

The £35 million price tag is equivalent to 177 averagely-priced UK houses.

I can tell.

Visitors to the property will pass through the £50,000 front door and be confronted in the entrance hall by a £750,000 stone staircase.

The drawing room contains a £100,000 carved stone fireplace.

The 17,000 sq ft house is equipped with a nightclub, cinema and indoor swimming pool decorated with gold-plated mosaic tiles.

Slab granite countertops?

The house was designed by architect William Bertram of Bath, who was persuaded out of retirement for the job.

Infamy is his.

It was originally built for property developer Mansour Namaki, until he decided to move to Regent’s Park.

Somebody find out what Namaki’s company is. I want to invest in it.