Peter, me, and the border guy, who sounded slightly New Yorkish. Timing punchy, businesslike, upbeat:

“Hi.” hands over passports

“Hi. [pause] ‘ninme’, could you take your sunglasses off.”

“Oh sorry.”

pause “How long were you in Canada?”

“Just for a weekend retreat since… Friday evening.”

“Are you bringing anything back with you?”

“Uhh [turns to me] we’re coming back with pretty much everything we came with right?”

“We have a tulip.”

“A tulip. Fabulous. Have a nice day.”