And in no way do I think it is, but I just now I opened my blogs and my eye lands upon the words “Breaking”, “Hospital”:

LGF - Breaking: Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital

Sen. Ted Kennedy is rushed to a hospital in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a Democratic source tells CNN

And I read it:

LGF - Breaking: Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital

Sen. Ted Kennedy is rushed to a hospital in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, a Dramatic source tells CNN

Which I thought was funny.

Update:

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Update (5.20):

The Times - Senator Edward Kennedy diagnosed with brain tumour

Senator Edward Kennedy, the elder statesman of America’s fabled political dynasty, is suffering from a malignant brain tumour.

Doctors treating him after he suffered a seizure at the weekend announced yesterday that a biopsy had shown a form of cancer known as a glioma in the left side of his brain. The prognosis appears gloomy.

The 76-year-old Democratic senator has been in hospital in Boston since Saturday, when he was airlifted from the family’s Cape Cod compound. His wife, Victoria, and children have been with him each day but have made no public comment.