Absolutely the Funniest Item of the Day CLXXVIII
Times Online - Comment Central - Top Ten Communist Jokes
Congratulations Comment Central readers. The results of our Communist joke competition are in and you did us proud.
A copy of Hammer and Tickle
will shortly be winging its way to Tom Freeman for the following offering:
1) Three workers find themselves locked up, and they ask each other what they’re in for. The first man says: “I was always ten minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage.” The second man says: “I was always ten minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage.” The third man says: “I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a Western watch.”
And here are the nine runners-up:
Read the whole thing! They’re hilarious!
But how hilarious is it that The Times sponsored a Best Communism Joke competition? And how hilarious is it that Ben Lewis wrote a book of Communist jokes called Hammer and Tickle
Except for Communism which is no laughing matter.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:17 am
The crowd disperses, grumbling all the while: “Those bloody Jews get all the luck!”
LOL
Glass target 3K tons?
So it’s 10 metre thick, plan said nothiing about area.
On Arriving in Warsaw station
American, “We must be in Moscow!”
Russian, “We must be in Paris!Commie tomatoes are the best.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Communism: It’s one big yoke.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
It’s == Is. (keeping the accent)