Exotic Preambles to Banging Our Heads Against the Walls
Telegraph - Zimbabwe: Leftists to blame for Robert Mugabe’s blood-letting, by Simon Heffer
A few years ago, when the tyrant of Zimbabwe was moving from being wicked to being downright evil, I wrote that we should invade Harare, depose him, and supervise free elections. Invited to appear on a BBC programme to defend this stance, I was assailed by an “Africa expert” who told me that diplomatic pressure on Mugabe was bound to work, that the idea of sending the Parachute Regiment in to sort the monster out was offensively colonialist, and that I was wrong.
White liberals like him are as much to blame for the terror, starvation, brutality and genocide that now scar this once-rich and stable country. The supposedly civilised world has allowed Mugabe and his horrors to happen, mainly unchecked. Sanctions on his country merely starve those who disagree with him. Zimbabwe has all the natural, and had all the human, resources to be an example to the rest of Africa. It is now merely a symbol of what happens when a dictator takes charge, and those who might rein him in simply look away.
So it is infuriating to hear some Leftists and liberals saying, through the teeth of their post-imperial guilt, that perhaps an armed intervention is the only way to rid the world of this brute. Had this been done years ago, when they took the opposite view, how many lives might have been saved? How many productive people, black and white, would have felt able to stay in Zimbabwe, rather than flee with their talents abroad? Would it still be a country with a life expectancy in the low thirties, something not heard of in Europe since the early Middle Ages? How proud does the Left, with its stupidly romantic notions of the inviolate nature of “black freedom fighters”, feel about what it has so ably helped Mugabe achieve?
Boo-yah.
Yet the gutlessness of our Foreign Office continues. The disastrous Lord Malloch-Brown, who is to international diplomacy what a lamp post is to a dog, said this week that it would be wrong for “the mangy old British lion” to strip Mugabe of his honorary knighthood. Let us ignore for the moment the question of whether a Foreign Office minister should insult his country so, another sign that this oaf is unfit for office. Four days later the knighthood did indeed go, on a recommendation from David Miliband, the Foreign Secretary, to the Queen. Mr Miliband had said just two weeks earlier that removing the knighthood was not a good idea. And the Tories are no better. This week they ordered the suspension of a prospective parliamentary candidate who made the blindingly obvious observation that the late Ian Smith was better than Mugabe. It is time these people grew up.
ninme whistles
June 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’ve been saying for years that the best chance for Zimbabwean reform is an SAS sniper team.
So I probably wouldn’t get to second interview at the Foreign Office. In fact they’d probably burn my job application and exorcise the ashes.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Links don’t work?
June 28th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
YOU didn’t close your brackets. A PICNIC issue as Peter would call it.
What I don’t get is why you have to be either illiberal and interventionist, or liberal and noninterventionist, but never any other combination. I mean, the Empire would have been a very different place with modern attitudes, and modern attitudes are doing nothing for people because modern detachment.
June 28th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
It used to be the reverse, in the US at least, up to something like the 60s. Republicans were the isolationists and Democrats were the interventionists.
June 28th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
A PICNIC issue
What’s that one?
I’m all too familiar with the (say it out loud, then spell)
eyedee ten t error
Usage: You GrassHopper 2, User Smith has an eyedee ten t error, power to monitor issue. Check for looseey, loosey make happy, return chop chop or I smite you wit muh Cat-O-5 cables, you savy?
June 29th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Problem In Chair Not In Computer
June 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
LOL! Ima lern new thing
June 30th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I blame the loss of preview.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Perview was overated.